Race: Generation ‘X’
Classes/Levels: 27 PnP/3 MMO/18 Old School/12 Curmudgeon/14 Grognard – Total Level 74
Gender: Alpha Male
Size: Large Humanoid
Age: 47
Special Abilities: Min/Maxing, Totally Inappropriate Humor, Flavor Text.
Skills: Logical Arguments, Hoarding D&D Books, Mathematics
Alignment: Most days LE
Location: Hazelwood, Mo
Languages: English, ‘Lawyer-Speak’, Klingon
Occupation: Government Accountant (Federal)


Strength: 18
Dexterity: 13
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 14
Charisma: 12


Profane Humor:(Su)
At will this creature may tell a joke so profane that it stuns all who hear it for 1 round

Any Character created by this creature should be treated as ECL +3

Flavor Text:(Ex)
When describing any unsavory situation this creatures language is so descriptive it may cause the listener to become dazed. DC 15 Will Save negates this effect.


Group Founder – In St. Louis since Oct. of 2001
Membership Status: Active
Member of the 2005 Dungeon Crawl Champion Team (Only year it was run)
DM Prime – A Manifestation of Chaos – Obsidian Portal Campaign of the Month – Sept. 2012
Started The Metzger Dungeon Crawl in 2016

January 2011 – July 2014 May 2015 – January 2019 June 2019 – Current

Other Notables:
  • Founded Long-term Gaming Groups (over 3 years) in 3 different states.
  • DM’ed – Eight separate campaigns from level 1 to above level 16 and at least a score of campaigns from level 1 to above 13
  • DM’ed – Four separate campaigns to from level 1-20+ (the highest being 26th)
  • Have introduced / taught / mentored many folks to D&D / Pathfinder.
  • Owner of possibly the most comprehensive private D&D collection ever assembled.
  • Started gaming in March of 1981

Most Important:

My players show up and have fun.
I focus on fairness and long-term player retention.

I started playing DnD back in 1982, back then it was my older brother (the DM), my younger brother and I as players.



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